Katarina

Sunday, March 4, 2012 Here is the current draft for the story that is currently being written and illustrated:

Pictures for a story that I am writing and illustrating: Tell me if you like them! October 3, 2011 I have a couple things to say to you even before you read the story: 1. I am a fan of Lemony Snicket and Pseudonymous Bosch, and I know some of you are not. 2. I don't expect you to like the voice. 3. In fact, it would be quite creepy if everybody did like the voice, so for the sake of diversity, please do not lie about your opinion and actually tell the truth-- exactly what you think. 4. If you decide that you hate the story so much that you close the file completely, I am working on a realistic fiction story that I will post soon. 5. Please try to read even if you do hate it (ironic considering the title), because as you all probably know, I like feedback. Here is the file:
 * Wednesday, February 15, 2012*

Dum da di dum da di dum.... LATER

Ok, as promised, I have a realistic fiction story for all you anti-Pseudonymous Bosch types out there. I hope you will like it, because as you all probably know, writing realistic fiction is really not my favorite thing to do. In fact, every time I decide I'm going to write a realistic fiction story, it ends up becoming a fantasy... But I'll try to stop fantasy brain waves from influencing this story. It'll be strictly realistic fiction, I swear. And when I promise something, I never break that promise. EVER. Sorry, was watching Tangled the other day with my little sister. Some lines just kinda stick there in my brain, you know? And besides, I found it memorable how Rapunzel looked uncharacteristically threatening when she said that. OK, this is about the time where you go, "Katarina! You're getting of topic again," in a singsongy way, so before I open up a new subject to talk (or rather, type) about, I will attach the file. Please do the following: a) Read the story. It's not that long, but the beginning may discourage you. b) Comment. Again, please tell me exactly what you think c) Subscribe. No, just kidding. It's just that a & b reminded me of YouTube, so I was kind of tempted to put that there. And also, might I add, the ending is not an actual ending, but I couldn't think of an appropriate way to end that part (aka I was too lazy) but yes, I do know how I am going to continue it (aka I don't care for your suggestions) and I can't wait to get to read your comments (aka I like compliments). So please, for the sake of your "servile" fellow Writing Club member, read, comment, and if it's just your style (or you don't have a computer) tell me in person what you think of my writing.

Saturday November 26, 2011 So I've been thinking... and as I've been thinking I've been writing... and voilà! After long and painstaking hours of writing and deleting text and banging my head against a wall (no just kidding) I have come up with, say, 16 more pages of Do Not Read, the story at the top of the page! Isn't that just so //GREAT//? //Aren't you going to have so much fun reading it?// In any case, you're going to have to or else I won't read all of your stories and where will that get you? Nowhere. Exactly. So if you want to keep getting comments from me, you better read this. P.S. I'll update this as often as I can-- say, after each 2 chapters?

Thursday December 1, 2011 An interview with Ray I. Miller just for your enjoyment:

Saturday December 3, 2011 Have found a recent taste when it concerns humorous poetry. It's quite lovely, really. If you want, you can read it (file below) however strange some of the poems might be, nothing vulgar, I assure you, please read them and tell me if you get the humor. Tuesday December 13, 2011 Hello, everyone, and I know it's been a long time since I've posted new additions to my stories.... I'm sure you don't mind. Recently, however miserable this news might make you, I have started a new story that takes place in the 1930's (for Language Arts if you have Mr. Mason, you know that we have to write stories) and I think it's turning out fairly good. Well, in my opinion. In your opinion... what the crumbs I don't even know your opinion so just read it and decide for yourself. A note from Ray I. Miller: (growl) Dear Reader: Katarina is so furious with my lack of concentration (phooey to that-- she can't concentrate either) and lack of.... well, shutting up (she can't shut her half-wit piehole either) that she has decided to demote me from Brilliant Pen Name Man to Some Guy That Annoys Me, and I must say that she is now on my 'kill list' because of that.....because while I may be many things, I am certainly not 'Some Guy.' I shudder to think of that. Either way, whatever status I have, dear reader, we must depart. Farewell. Sincerely, Ray I. Miller, Former Author and Now 'Some Guy' (I am shuddering.)